I'm tired of hearing girls talk about how their man doesn't put down the toilet seat. Pfft. Please ladies. You all are the pot. And most of mankind is apparently the kettle. BUT THERE ARE THOSE AMONGST US WITH PERFECT BATHROOM ETIQUETTE. See I was raised by a hardworking single mom most of my life and in our house you also used this thing called "the lid". Putting the seat down? Well duh. You don't want the next person to fall in, whether they be woman or man. But putting the lid down? DUH. It's there for a fucking reason. You're done dropping the kids off at the pool? You put the lid down. It helps cut down on the odor that wafts out of there. They put one on the damn toilet so that when you are done, it makes for a more sightly object then the scummy bowl you piss and shit into. If there wasn't a lid, why not just have a fucking hole in the ground you could just hover over, squat down and do your business into and this bowl could magically carry off your excrement and turn it into drinking water... (http://www.wired.com/2015/01/omniprocessor/)
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